December 26, 2015
Vienna, Austria
-How many of these people are looking at me?
-A terrorist could be about to take us all down.
-Love your drag, but your pocketbook is on fire. If I use this joke, I can’t take credit for it. But I think of it every time I’m in a Catholic Church.
-what if one of those dudes swinging the smokey pot thingie lost control of it and swung it out into the audience?
-can’t really call myself an audience since I’m not paying attention.
-what would Julia Murney think about this?
-what if there were a religious super hero who swung that smokey pot thingie as his weapon. VILLAINS BETTER PRAY BECAUSE HE’S ARMED WITH THE LORD. HE’S LITURGICAL MAN
-OMG his alter ego would be a woman. No one would ever suspect in the Catholic Church that she’s correcting ALL THE WRONGS.
-carl has got to tell me what he was thinking this entire service.
-maybe this is in Latin.
-nope. It’s German.
-but I recognize ‘Kyrie Eleison’ and ‘Christe Eleison.’
-wonder if I could study these voices and use them somewhere.
-all these people think they’re going to heaven before me. Hilarious.
-The German I spoke in Paul Beaty’s Slumberland didn’t sound this beautiful. Embarrassing.
-that woman in the blue could totally be a terrorist.